lets get this party started
trying to comfort someone like
smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess
or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay
The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I’m a human or have responsibilities
ngl im kind of in love with my half-asleep, disgruntled college hipster!aoba headcanon, haha
lol heres a picture of me throwing up
sorry if ur squeamish
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
i knew that the media was unreliable but i never imagined it would be this bad
You! stop there. it is illegal to be this kind and cute. you are under arrest (police knock down ur door) (they’re too smitten to do anythign) (police leave in a fit of giggles)